Separated At Birth - Captions
By Jeremy Arnold - CaliRado Cyclist
I have been told that one of the best elements of this here Inter-Web thingy is the unprecedented access to information and images from all over the world. Here are a few pictures that I have taken the liberty of captioning (is that a word?) as well as some photographic evidence of the relatives of some people we know.
The following individuals have been separated at birth:

Rising American Road Sprinter Tyler Farrar and…

…This Guy

Criterium Specialist Jonas Carney and…

…Robert De Niro in Taxi Driver

(”Maybe if we wear costumes no one will notice us. In the front row of the HOCKEY game.”)
Speaking of hairstyles…Snoop Dogg’s son and…

…Cameo. Word Up.
By the way, I still don’t know why Snoop was rocking the fake mustache to an NHL Playoff game but hey…it’s Snoop. He can pretty much do whatever he wants. Except fool us with that ’stache.
Now for some captions:

Doctor: “What the…your pulse is at 25 bpm!?!?” Basso: “I have done nothing wrong and have never met Dr. Fuentes. Can’t you see that I am tranquilo?”
Or…
“But I still get to keep my trophies and rooms full of money though, right?”

Golf is WAY harder than it looks.
Or…
Cycling Fans React To Riis, Zabel and Aldag Confessions.

” I am Di Luca…I live on the 2nd floor. You are powerless against my hair gel and green striped shorts. Yes I think you’ve seen me before.”

Clown Training aka Me At The Gym
If anyone can think of good captions for these, please write them in the comment section. I know there are better ones out there. Thanks.
